Mosquito Killer – “We need this,” Bud announces. After some negotiations, I cave, they take PayPal.

Today the confirmation came.

We are glad to tell you that your order has been shipped by the carrier ‘Fedex’.

(Warm tips: The transportation mode of your goods is by sea, so the logistics status that you track,it may not be updated in time. 

It went on to reassure us that they may take 30 days but they will be delivered; but they will be happy to give us a refund if we don’t have them after 2 months.

Why do we feel like we have been taken? (Retorical question)